Kids' Jokes for Foolio, 3-24

We had a very fun "Uncle Grampa's Hoo-Dilly Storytime" today, featuring the return of the Timekittens and the introduction of Mack Blustache and his black mustache (quite possibly the most inappropriate character to ever be featured in a kids' show...and I mean that in a good way).

Anyway, here are the kids' contributions to today's show:

"What has a face & stomach that's purple, and an eye that's dyed blue?"
"Foolio!"

"What did the porcupine say to the cactus?"
"Are you my mother?"

"Is that a hat on your head? It got yellow!"

"Why did an ox sit on a cockroach?"
"Because the ox has a pierced ear!"

"What's green and red and goes 100 miles an hour?"
"A fly on a windshield!"

"What has four legs and can't walk?"
"A table!"

"What is a parrot's favorite TV station?"
"The Feather Channel!"

"Where do cows go to have fun?"
"To the moo-vies!"

"Why does a fox talk to a pinecone?"
"Because!"